I cannot wait to cash out all my hard earned chips! I am thinking about buying my mom a house

I live on my fake poker winnings, in my imaginary house on the water, with my imaginary hot, sexy girlfriend, and my fake Ferrari parked in the garage. Although it says I've been playing here since 2015, I haven't. Signed up then, but just started playing in mid -April,2016. I'm 71, and have 7 grandkids. (Don't let the age fool you. I've been in the gym 5 days a week for 40 yrs., and can still kick the crap out of most ghetto bums) I can't stand "players" (donks) that have "0" respect for the game. My goal is to destroy them. If your reading this, you must be involved in a really boring game. Sorry to hear that. I've been going to Vegas twice a year, every year, since 1970, and I can honestly say that I am solely responsible for the construction of the Bellagio! (and the destruction of the Dunes, upon which the Bellagio now sits!!!!). If you choose to bad mouth me during the game....go right ahead. I can take it, but beware. You have no idea of what I'm capable of. Good luck at the tables....unless I'm in the pot. ( Just being honest !)

I am simply just me :) I wake up each day and smile.. I can find a positive in any thing out there xx If what you do right now makes smile then do it , if not then do not do it - and if all else fails ask SIRI ....

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.