HAPPY ST PATRICKS TO ALL!!
RALPHIE LOOKIN FOR NUTS!!

OBITUARY TO A FELLOW NUTTER

POOR CHIPPY HAS MOVED TO THE NUT HOUSE IN THE SKY!!
HE WENT FOR THE WRONG NUTS-
WAS BEATEN BY A BAG OF PIPES
HE WAS LIKE A GUIDE SQURL ON MAJOR NUT HUNTS 4 RALPH
HIS NUTSITANCE WILL BE MISSED
HE TRULY LOVED HIS NUTS
PLAYED WITH-RUBBED-SQUEEZED AND WORKED ON 24\7
HE WAS DEDICATED!!!
RALPH NOW HAS A FEAR OF PIPES AND BAGS
LIFE WILL GO ON WITH ONE LESS NUT 4 RALPH TO PLAY WITH
HE WILL BE BURIED-OF COURSE-
UNDER THE

OLD NUT TREE

WITH YELLOW RIBBONS
TIED AROUND

REST IN PEACE

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE
BRIGHT SIDE OF THE NUT

AFTER LOSING IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION-
RALPH HAS DECIDED TO GO BACK TO BEING A
WORLD CLASS SPORTSMEN 4 AWHILE!!
HE IS NOW IN TRAINING FOR THE UPCOMING
MARATHON SEASON-
BOSTON AND OF COURSE NEW YORK!!
Like the CHALLENGE!!!

IT IS INDEED
A LONG STRANGE TRIP!!!!
TOTALLY NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!
AND DONT CARE!!!
WILL STAND UP FOR WHATS RIGHT!!!
LIVE TO LAUGH!!!
LAUGH TO LIVE!!!
PS: YES THAT IS INDEED THE INFAMOUS
*RALPH THE BLIND SQUIRREL*
INFORMATION ON FAILED ELECTION BID
****OUR NEXT PRESIDENT*******
# A NUT 4 EVERY HOUSE#
#AND 2 THINK THEY SAY IM NUTS#
#GONNA BUST SOME NUTS IN WASHINGTON#