I AM A BIG STAR. I AM A HEART THROB. I GOTTA ADMIT, I AM PRETTY COOL. EVERYONE LOVES ME BUT MY EX-WIVES. SOMETIMES GEORGE CLOONEY AND I GO TO SOME RANDOM NIGHTCLUB JUST TO WATCH WOMEN FAINT. OUR RECORD IS 12 IN ONE NIGHT. MAYBE SOME OF YOU WOMEN WOULD LIKE TO FEEL MY ABS.

FAVORITE LINE FROM MY MOVIES:
"WE WORK HARD AT JOBS WE HATE SO THAT WE CAN AFFORD TO BUY SHIT WE DON'T NEED." (F.C.)

SECRET MESSAGE TO MY FANS (A=1, B=2 C=3, ETC)
19 20 1 25 3 15 15 12

AND REMEMBER: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB !