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25 Fruitless Nougats From the New Las Vegas Visitor Profile Survey

25 Fruitless Nougats From the New Las Vegas Visitor Profile Survey

The 2023 Las Vegas Visitor Profile Study is out. As always, the survey from the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors...
September 13 2024 — 7 min read — 4 comments
Golf Ball Makers Infected by Dice Pip Fail Virus

Golf Ball Makers Infected by Dice Pip Fail Virus

We have droned on endlessly about the "dice pip problem" for years now. The "problem" has now become an epidemic,...
September 10 2024 — 2 min read — 1 comment
Shocker: McDonald’s to Close at The D, Here’s Why It’s a Big Deal

Shocker: McDonald’s to Close at The D, Here’s Why It’s a Big Deal

The infamous McDonald's at The D in downtown Las Vegas is set to close Aug. 25, 2024. The closure of...
August 09 2024 — 6 min read — 33 comments
Awkward: Many Americans Mistake Las Vegas Landmarks for the Real Thing

Awkward: Many Americans Mistake Las Vegas Landmarks for the Real Thing

Our friends here at Casino.org asked 5,000 people to try and distinguish between famous landmarks and their replicas in Las...
July 31 2024 — 4 min read — 4 comments
A’s Confirm There’s No Financing for a Las Vegas Ballpark

A’s Confirm There’s No Financing for a Las Vegas Ballpark

At a presentation to the Las Vegas Stadium Authority on July 18, 2024, the Oakland A's confirmed there is currently...
July 19 2024 — 4 min read — 45 comments
Another Day, Another Bullshit Project: $1.2 Billion Z Athlete Village

Another Day, Another Bullshit Project: $1.2 Billion Z Athlete Village

We should probably start by saying we're all doomed. Why? Because yet another billion-dollar project has been announced with zero...
June 12 2024 — 4 min read — 5 comments
Fontainebleau Hail Mary: Struggling Resort to Buy Site Next Door for $112.5 Million

Fontainebleau Hail Mary: Struggling Resort to Buy Site Next Door for $112.5 Million

Fontainebleau is throwing one of the most expensive Hail Mary passes in Las Vegas history. You know it's a big...
June 10 2024 — 5 min read — 54 comments
Exclusive: Threatened XS Nightclub Manager Sues Bonkers Baller for $2 Million

Exclusive: Threatened XS Nightclub Manager Sues Bonkers Baller for $2 Million

It was easily one of the strangest Las Vegas stories of 2023, and the fantastic news is it's still not...
June 08 2024 — 6 min read — 6 comments
Wasted Halfwit Vandalizes Plaza’s Giant Martini Glass

Wasted Halfwit Vandalizes Plaza’s Giant Martini Glass

An individual witnesses describe as a "colossal dumbass" vandalized the giant martini glass in Plaza's former porte cochere. The culprit...
June 05 2024 — 2 min read — 3 comments
Rio Rolls Out Most Casino Carpet to Have Ever Casino Carpeted

Rio Rolls Out Most Casino Carpet to Have Ever Casino Carpeted

If you love casinos, you are sort of obligated to love casino carpets. Rio has begun installation of what can...
May 27 2024 — 3 min read — 19 comments
Resorts World Ends Free Parking to Make Visits More Rewarding

Resorts World Ends Free Parking to Make Visits More Rewarding

The list of Strip casinos with free parking looks like it's been in the pool, if you get our drift....
May 24 2024 — 2 min read — 16 comments
Neonopolis Announces $300 Million Never, Ever Happening Project

Neonopolis Announces $300 Million Never, Ever Happening Project

When we think of Neonopolis, the quirky downtown shopping complex, one phrase springs to mind: "Endlessly optimistic and relentlessly disappointing."...
May 21 2024 — 3 min read — 5 comments
Resort That’s Not Happening Announced for Cursed All Net Site

Resort That’s Not Happening Announced for Cursed All Net Site

It took a decade for Las Vegas politicians and media to figure out All Net Resort & Arena was a...
April 29 2024 — 6 min read — 8 comments
Spearmint Rhino Sues Peppermint Hippo in Strip Club Stand-Off

Spearmint Rhino Sues Peppermint Hippo in Strip Club Stand-Off

Today's thing everyone should've seen coming: The Spearmint Rhino strip club is suing Peppermint Hippo. Which is also a strip...
April 26 2024 — 3 min read — 8 comments

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25 Fruitless Nougats From the New Las Vegas Visitor Profile Survey

25 Fruitless Nougats From the New Las Vegas Visitor Profile Survey

September 13 2024 — 7 min read — 4 comments
Golf Ball Makers Infected by Dice Pip Fail Virus

Golf Ball Makers Infected by Dice Pip Fail Virus

September 10 2024 — 2 min read — 1 comment
Shocker: McDonald’s to Close at The D, Here’s Why It’s a Big Deal

Shocker: McDonald’s to Close at The D, Here’s Why It’s a Big Deal

August 09 2024 — 6 min read — 33 comments
Awkward: Many Americans Mistake Las Vegas Landmarks for the Real Thing

Awkward: Many Americans Mistake Las Vegas Landmarks for the Real Thing

July 31 2024 — 4 min read — 4 comments