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When You Do Vegas, Don’t Forget Your Beer Goggles

When You Do Vegas, Don’t Forget Your Beer Goggles

OK, technically, they're not goggles. But "beer glasses" are something else. "Beer eyewear" sounds dumb, so we're sticking with beer...
December 11 2013 — 1 min read — 0 comments
Outraged Grammarians Picket The Cosmopolitan, Claim “Rose.Rabbit.Lie. is the Last Straw”

Outraged Grammarians Picket The Cosmopolitan, Claim “Rose.Rabbit.Lie. is the Last Straw”

About 200 protesters marched outside The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, incensed about the hotel's soon-to-open restaurant and nightclub venue, enigmatically named...
December 10 2013 — 2 min read — 7 comments
Safely Take Part in Political Upheaval, Right Here in Las Vegas

Safely Take Part in Political Upheaval, Right Here in Las Vegas

The toppling of a statue of Vladimir Lenin made worldwide news in recent days. Protestors in Kiev, Ukraine pulled down...
December 09 2013 — 2 min read — 0 comments
Las Vegas Pet Peeve: Please, Chefs, Stop Touching Our Food

Las Vegas Pet Peeve: Please, Chefs, Stop Touching Our Food

You see it happening everywhere, including on cooking shows and in restaurants up and down The Strip. Chefs, celebrity and...
December 08 2013 — 1 min read — 2 comments
Exposed Las Vegas: The Best Idea for a Salon in the History of Salons, Ever

Exposed Las Vegas: The Best Idea for a Salon in the History of Salons, Ever

There's a salon at The Plaza, downtown, that just screams Las Vegas. This salon isn't the part of Las Vegas...
December 07 2013 — 2 min read — 0 comments
Palms Graphic Designer Confesses: “Dog Ate My Design, We’re Going With This”

Palms Graphic Designer Confesses: “Dog Ate My Design, We’re Going With This”

In a shocking confession, a senior graphic designer at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas has admitted, "My dog...
December 06 2013 — 1 min read — 0 comments
The Worst View in Las Vegas

The Worst View in Las Vegas

After upwards of four minutes of extensive analysis, consumer surveys and market research, we have determined the absolute worst view...
December 05 2013 — 1 min read — 0 comments
Rio Las Vegas Pulls Controversial Toy From Gift Shop Shelves

Rio Las Vegas Pulls Controversial Toy From Gift Shop Shelves

The Rio All-Suite Las Vegas Hotel and Casino has pulled a controversial toy from its gift shop and other retail...
December 03 2013 — 1 min read — 0 comments
Reskinned “Fall of Atlantis” Attraction Chronicles Rise and Fall of Nazi Germany at The Forum Shops

Reskinned “Fall of Atlantis” Attraction Chronicles Rise and Fall of Nazi Germany at The Forum Shops

The iconic "Fall of Atlantis" attraction at The Forum Shops inside Caesars Palace recently got a much-needed renovation. Thousands of...
December 02 2013 — 3 min read — 0 comments
The Six Most-Retouched Performers in Las Vegas

The Six Most-Retouched Performers in Las Vegas

Photoshop is such a wonderful tool. It allows us to imagine what the High Roller observation wheel will look like...
November 22 2013 — 2 min read — 3 comments
Heatmap of Fun in America Yields Shocking Results

Heatmap of Fun in America Yields Shocking Results

A group of scholars and social scientists has published a shocking new heatmap revealing surprising "pockets" of fun in America....
November 21 2013 — 1 min read — 0 comments
What’s the Most Popular Slot Machine for Whales?

What’s the Most Popular Slot Machine for Whales?

Wait for it. Because, see, high rollers are also called "whales." It's been estimated there are only about 250 whales...
November 20 2013 — 1 min read — 3 comments
Kmart Ripped Off Its Viral “Jingle Bells” Holiday Ad From The Chippendales

Kmart Ripped Off Its Viral “Jingle Bells” Holiday Ad From The Chippendales

A new holiday-inspired ad from Kmart is making news because it's gone viral. The ad features hunky guys shaking their...
November 18 2013 — 1 min read — 0 comments
What Happens in Vegas Ends Up On This Las Vegas Blog

What Happens in Vegas Ends Up On This Las Vegas Blog

Fair warning.
November 18 2013 — 1 min read — 0 comments

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