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Sports Set to Shart on Iconic Bellagio Fountains (Again)

Sports Set to Shart on Iconic Bellagio Fountains (Again)

Fresh off of F1 defiling the Bellagio fountains, ruining the iconic photo op for millions of Las Vegas visitors for...
December 21 2023 — 3 min read — 15 comments
Jackass Lawyers File Frivolous Lawsuit Against Circa for Charging Sales Tax

Jackass Lawyers File Frivolous Lawsuit Against Circa for Charging Sales Tax

Just when you thought Las Vegas had reached peak stupid by hosting the F1 debacle, there's this. A group of...
December 01 2023 — 4 min read — 15 comments
All Net Resort & Arena Sham is Finally Dead

All Net Resort & Arena Sham is Finally Dead

After nearly a decade of bullshit and enabling by Las Vegas politicians and media, the alleged All Net Resort &...
November 21 2023 — 2 min read — 3 comments
Grand Canal Shoppes at Venetian Ends “Streetmosphere” Performances

Grand Canal Shoppes at Venetian Ends “Streetmosphere” Performances

That sound you hear is 27,400 Web sites updating their "Free Things to Do in Las Vegas" lists. That's because...
November 16 2023 — 3 min read — 10 comments
Union Strike That Was Never Happening Isn’t Happening

Union Strike That Was Never Happening Isn’t Happening

A threatened strike by the Culinary Workers Union against the big three casino companies in Las Vegas has been averted....
November 13 2023 — 5 min read — 1 comment
Paramount to Build Giant Poop Emoji on Mirage Volcano for Super Bowl

Paramount to Build Giant Poop Emoji on Mirage Volcano for Super Bowl

Everyone in Las Vegas, other than us (meh, sports) and all the casinos (ask them about "peaking the peak"), are...
November 01 2023 — 2 min read — 8 comments
Classic Mistake Costs Slot Player a Million Dollars at Circa

Classic Mistake Costs Slot Player a Million Dollars at Circa

Las Vegas was built on five things: 1) Optimism. 2) Short memories. 3) Tax fraud. 4) Almosts. 5) Attractive women...
September 30 2023 — 4 min read — 17 comments
Gaming Control Board Investigates Alleged “Office Space”-Style Thefts by Station Casinos Executive

Gaming Control Board Investigates Alleged “Office Space”-Style Thefts by Station Casinos Executive

We are going to have to ask for a do-over on this story. On Sep. 20, 2023, we shared a...
September 22 2023 — 11 min read — 7 comments
MGM Resorts Receives Colossal Kick to the Nads in Companywide Cyberattack

MGM Resorts Receives Colossal Kick to the Nads in Companywide Cyberattack

MGM Resorts casinos in Las Vegas and beyond are in the throes of a "cybersecurity issue affecting some of the...
September 11 2023 — 6 min read — 9 comments
Bellagio Hacks Down Trees to Make Way for F1 Grandstand

Bellagio Hacks Down Trees to Make Way for F1 Grandstand

Preparations for the Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix have been the subject of lots of heated discussion for the...
September 06 2023 — 4 min read — 13 comments
Sit or Stand: Adele Incident Sparks Debate About Audience Etiquette

Sit or Stand: Adele Incident Sparks Debate About Audience Etiquette

A seemingly innocuous incident at an Adele show at Caesars Palace has garnered worldwide news coverage and serves as a...
August 29 2023 — 4 min read — 39 comments
Dumbasses Kill Innocent Bat, Sue New York-New York Resort

Dumbasses Kill Innocent Bat, Sue New York-New York Resort

A family visiting Las Vegas from Arizona discovered a bat in their room at New York-New York and proceeded to...
August 25 2023 — 3 min read — 14 comments
Transfix and Enchant Are Done at Resorts World Amidst Glorious Drama

Transfix and Enchant Are Done at Resorts World Amidst Glorious Drama

Transfix, a misguided interactive extravaganza renting space from Resorts World has closed. Transfix actually closed two months ago, but we're...
July 31 2023 — 2 min read — 4 comments
Las Vegas is Officially Obsessed With Balls

Las Vegas is Officially Obsessed With Balls

Mandalay Bay has announced a new mini golf-themed lounge, taking over the former Light nightclub space, and we're more convinced...
July 27 2023 — 4 min read — 6 comments

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