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Las Vegas Reaches Peak Stupid: Slap Fighting Approved

Las Vegas Reaches Peak Stupid: Slap Fighting Approved

In further evidence we're all doomed, slap fighting has been approved by the Nevada State Athletic Commission (NSAC). This opens...
October 25 2022 — 3 min read — 6 comments
Latest All Net Resort News Conference Continues Decade-Long Cavalcade of Idiocy

Latest All Net Resort News Conference Continues Decade-Long Cavalcade of Idiocy

Here we go again. The definition of insanity is to do (or believe) the same thing over and over, expecting...
October 20 2022 — 5 min read — 22 comments
MGM Resorts Sued for Nickel-and-Diming Gamblers at Slot Ticket Kiosks

MGM Resorts Sued for Nickel-and-Diming Gamblers at Slot Ticket Kiosks

A class action lawsuit has been filed against MGM Resorts, claiming gamblers are being "robbed" because the casino company doesn't...
September 23 2022 — 4 min read — 100 comments
Boneheaded Thief Snatches Chips From El Cortez Dice Table

Boneheaded Thief Snatches Chips From El Cortez Dice Table

In a bold and utterly moronic move, a man stole thousands of dollars in chips from a live dice table...
September 06 2022 — 3 min read — 22 comments
All Your Awkward “Best of Las Vegas” Awards Questions Answered

All Your Awkward “Best of Las Vegas” Awards Questions Answered

The annual ritual known as the "Best of Las Vegas" awards are under way once again. This crowd-sourced contest/survey is...
September 06 2022 — 7 min read — 2 comments
Big Cat Magic Show Closes Before It Opens Downtown

Big Cat Magic Show Closes Before It Opens Downtown

Recently, it was reported former Las Vegas headliner Dirk Arthur would return with a big cat magic show at downtown's...
August 03 2022 — 3 min read — 3 comments
MGM Resorts Raises Self-Parking Rates (Again)

MGM Resorts Raises Self-Parking Rates (Again)

We always hold our breath when casinos adjust their parking rates, as they rarely adjust downward. A source says, according...
July 01 2022 — 3 min read — 26 comments
Erotic Heritage Museum Reality Series in the Works at HBO

Erotic Heritage Museum Reality Series in the Works at HBO

It seems the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas could be the subject of a new HBO reality series. We...
June 27 2022 — 2 min read — 1 comment
Auction Provides Glimpse Into Weird, Wonderful World of Siegfried?and Roy

Auction Provides Glimpse Into Weird, Wonderful World of Siegfried?and Roy

An upcoming auction of Siegfried and Roy's estate provides a rare look into the surreal lives of these legendary Las...
May 31 2022 — 3 min read — 0 comments
Las Vegas Has a Dice Pip Problem and Nobody’s Talking About It

Las Vegas Has a Dice Pip Problem and Nobody’s Talking About It

Dice are a cornerstone of casino culture.?The earliest dice were made of animal bone (which is why we say "roll...
May 23 2022 — 4 min read — 14 comments
Strat Rolls Out Fees for Premium Parking Spots

Strat Rolls Out Fees for Premium Parking Spots

All the parking at Strat has always been free, but that's no longer the case. Strat recently rolled out paid...
May 18 2022 — 4 min read — 19 comments
No-Brainer: Las Vegas Named Kinkiest Place in America

No-Brainer: Las Vegas Named Kinkiest Place in America

In news we're only sharing because it's a slow news day, Las Vegas has been named the kinkiest place in...
April 20 2022 — 2 min read — 0 comments
Opinion: Report of All Net Resort Financing Is Steaming Pile of B.S.

Opinion: Report of All Net Resort Financing Is Steaming Pile of B.S.

For an instant, hope lived. That instant happened immediately after we saw a headline in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, our...
February 28 2022 — 4 min read — 10 comments
Omega Mart is the Best Non-Gambling Thing to Do in the History of Las Vegas

Omega Mart is the Best Non-Gambling Thing to Do in the History of Las Vegas

Omega Mart at Area 15 is celebrating its one year anniversary in Las Vegas and we've yet to see anyone...
February 21 2022 — 7 min read — 12 comments

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